Wednesday, May 13, 2026

My Story


Hello, I'm John Timothy Hardesty. Please don't get up or upset over me.

I'm currently battling Cancer with an egg noodle. Heading to the Cleveland Cancer 

Center, where it’s like Hotel California, you can check in any time you like but you 

can never leave unless you're on a gurney or in a coffin. I previously had several 

tumors removed from my optic nerve and skull, one was so mammoth it cracked

my skull wide-open like a nutshell. The doctor sealed me up, replugged me in, and

reprogrammed me back into society only to endure 33 bolted-down radiation 

treatments. When you're in remission you're on top of the world, yet after two 

years of clinic visits, doctor follow-ups, and scans after scans, they tell you

to have a seat, and then the oncologist screeches out almost like he enjoys to 

say it, “your tumor is back in your skull. 

I go home and I immediately start hurting in my head, either from 

psychosomatics or psycho-bananas. I'm Frankenstein with a new attitude. 



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My Story

Hello, I'm John Timothy Hardesty. Please don't get up or upset over me. I'm currently battling Cancer with an egg noodle. Headin...