Thursday, March 26, 2026

Hardesty Humor

 


Husband: Honey, can you please make my oatmeal less lumpy this morning? It is hard to swallow! 


Wife: She looks at him and grins. She continues to stir the oatmeal. Then drops a huge clump into his bowl.


Husband: Honey, it’s still lumpy! Didn’t you hear me? 


Wife: She grabs a skillet and knocks him upside his head! 


Husband: Honey, can you hand me a straw? 


- John Hardesty

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