Husband: Honey, can you please make my oatmeal less lumpy this morning? It is hard to swallow!
Wife: She looks at him and grins. She continues to stir the oatmeal. Then drops a huge clump into his bowl.
Husband: Honey, it’s still lumpy! Didn’t you hear me?
Wife: She grabs a skillet and knocks him upside his head!
Husband: Honey, can you hand me a straw?
- John Hardesty
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